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About Me Member One who left DA and came back! justarumor17/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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I Hate My Life

Sun May 23, 2004, 10:03 PM
So I've decided that my life sucks and should end today.
Reasons why:
-I work at McDonald's. Thats reason enough.
-Theres a fly on my computer desk that is dying and won't stop buzzing. So in retaliation I flick him across the computer desk to speed up his death.
-I was starving today and ate a salad. Don't get me wrong, I like salads. But this salad was slowly decomposing and slimy. I was that damn hungry.
-Due to slimy salad, I'm calling my good friend Ralph on the ceramic telephone.
-I'm broke. Not even enough money to buy a coffee at Waffle House. Oh how I love Waffle House. <3
-I drew for the first time in months. Thats good. BUT I decided to scan it using my 7 year old scanner and it has laughed at me and then told me. "Hahahahahaha. Fuck you Khat! I will not scan your mediocre artwork! Bwahahaha."

The first and last reasons are the most prominent.

Argh, mateys!
-Khat
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  • Current Residence: Hampton, Virginia
  • Interests: Piercings, Tattoos, YOU, Furry Art
  • Favourite movie: Hannibal
  • Favourite band or musician: Mindless Self Indulgence... No! Tub Ring... No... Flesh Field...
  • Favourite genre of music: Industrial, Unclassifiable
  • Favourite artist: Mayra Boyle
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: None
  • Favourite style of art: Line Art
  • MP3 player of choice: WinAmp
  • Wallpaper of choice: Halo Screenshots
  • Skin of choice: My Own, Thanks.
  • Favourite game: BloodRayne
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBOX, Ps2, Atari
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cosmo
  • Personal Quote: "Fuck Off, Dickface."
  • Tools of the Trade: Blood, Teeth, Satan?

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:iconkhatmandu:
!Khatmandu Mar 10, 2006, 9:12:21 AM
Oh man, I was worried about other Khat's on this website, but since this account is pretty muc hdead, I guess I don't have to worry.

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i still love you deviantart

i miss you every day

i wrote a song about how much i wish i hadn't been a dumb jerk

also unban plz
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~fin-fire Nov 10, 2004, 7:28:18 PM
where on earth have you been woman?? :-D

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-Lie down on zeh couch, confess your zecrets, and you're saved!
Ka ching!

-A village in Texas has lost their idiot. Someone had better grab the cattle prod and come get him before he fucks anything else up. . . . Like we should be so lucky >_<
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=hannibals-child Aug 31, 2004, 10:51:23 AM
Thanks for stoppin' by my page!

Keep on truckin'!

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Gomen for any spelling or grammar errors. :dohtwo:
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~fin-fire Jul 1, 2004, 7:55:44 AM
so where's my ref sheet already??
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~fin-fire Jun 18, 2004, 11:21:36 AM
Just wanted to post on your front page as well to say thanx but especially so I can have my face everywhere on your page muahaha. hehe
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~glassie Mar 31, 2004, 4:47:02 PM
OHH why so long since your last update girlie

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~dragonfirejewel Mar 6, 2004, 11:00:14 PM
Random Deviant Stop!
Cool Gallery, it rocks, you rock, keep up the good work!
Peace!

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(From the Musical Episode of Bu
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~sasori18 Feb 9, 2004, 9:25:12 PM
:heart: :hug:
This February is the "Love Month." Show everyone you know that you care by copying this message & pasting it into their page. Show people that you care before it becomes too late.

Remember: friendship means "I care." So let`s show our friends that we do care.

This love message was started on February 5, 2004, by ~djfox. Have a nice Valentine`s Day.

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"Depending on what it went through, don't use the chicken for both." That thought was brought to you by the Ogre Shaman Axemdraike.
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