I Hate My LifeReasons why:
-I work at McDonald's. Thats reason enough.
-Theres a fly on my computer desk that is dying and won't stop buzzing. So in retaliation I flick him across the computer desk to speed up his death.
-I was starving today and ate a salad. Don't get me wrong, I like salads. But this salad was slowly decomposing and slimy. I was that damn hungry.
-Due to slimy salad, I'm calling my good friend Ralph on the ceramic telephone.
-I'm broke. Not even enough money to buy a coffee at Waffle House. Oh how I love Waffle House. <3
-I drew for the first time in months. Thats good. BUT I decided to scan it using my 7 year old scanner and it has laughed at me and then told me. "Hahahahahaha. Fuck you Khat! I will not scan your mediocre artwork! Bwahahaha."
The first and last reasons are the most prominent.
Argh, mateys!
-Khat
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i still love you deviantart
i miss you every day
i wrote a song about how much i wish i hadn't been a dumb jerk
also unban plz
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-Lie down on zeh couch, confess your zecrets, and you're saved!
Ka ching!
-A village in Texas has lost their idiot. Someone had better grab the cattle prod and come get him before he fucks anything else up. . . . Like we should be so lucky >_<
Keep on truckin'!
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"私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです."
When the time comes, only I will know what to do with them.
jen
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-Lie down on zeh couch, confess your zecrets, and you're saved!
Ka ching!
-A village in Texas has lost their idiot. Someone had better grab the cattle prod and come get him before he fucks anything else up. . . . Like we should be so lucky >_<
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~anime-club ~angelsofanimeclub ~StarTrek *Apophysis ~The-Drunken-Clam *warcraft
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-Lie down on zeh couch, confess your zecrets, and you're saved!
Ka ching!
-A village in Texas has lost their idiot. Someone had better grab the cattle prod and come get him before he fucks anything else up. . . . Like we should be so lucky >_<
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Cool Gallery, it rocks, you rock, keep up the good work!
Peace!
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"Bunnies aren't just cute like everyone supposes. they've got them hoppy legs and twitchin' little noses. And what's with all the carrots? Why do they need such good eyesight anyway? Bunnies, bunnies, it must me BUNNIES!"
(From the Musical Episode of Bu
This February is the "Love Month." Show everyone you know that you care by copying this message & pasting it into their page. Show people that you care before it becomes too late.
Remember: friendship means "I care." So let`s show our friends that we do care.
This love message was started on February 5, 2004, by ~djfox. Have a nice Valentine`s Day.
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